7.29.2013

BIG BIG PITY PARTY

OMG.

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.

You seriously won't even believe my luck lately. It's like all the bad luck I've avoided in the last 20 years decided to all show up on the same week. The. Same. Week.

First. We are moving. We notified our apartment complex we were moving 30 days beforehand. We were supposed to do it 60 days before. Oops now we have to pay an additional $950 to move out.

Next, we get pulled over for not having our state inspection sticker. Buh bye $150!

Then, my car starts misbehaving. I go in for a tire rotation but whoopsi daisy, I need all new tires. See ya later $250!

Oh and then my phone dies? Not even dropped and it just won't turn back on? Okay that makes total sense. Love it! Take my money!

Later, Breck's truck won't start. SURE. WHY NOT! Peace out $200! DON'T EVEN CARE.

Oh but then I get a letter from the IRS? What could this be? I owe $750 from 2011???? I don't think I even made $750 in 2011! SIT DOWN IRS. SIIIITTTTT DOOOOWWWWWWNNNN.



Me if one more bad thing happens*

The end.

*Dramatization. We's all good.

7.14.2013

Playing Catch-up


I haven't been keeping up.

I'm at that overwhelming place where there is a lot that's happened that I should probably mention but it really just sounds exhausting to cover it all. So allow me to be brief. 

1.  
What: New Job
Why: Because that's what grown ups do 
Funny story: You know you have faces you make in certain situations? I have this smile that I use whenever I'm a new situation, a little nervous, and want to be friendly. My new job is on site at WELD where everyone is (A) talented beyond anyone I've ever met and (B) movie star gorgeous. I'll walk in the main room and the girls will be laughing like
And the guys will all be 
And I'm just nursing my Dr. Pepper in the corner like

Anyway, I'm using this smile I think is cute and inviting... 
when I actually step and front of a mirror and realize what I think I'm giving the people and what is actually on my face is completely, 100% different. 

So as a general rule, try your expression out before you use them, you never know when your face is going to troll you. 

2. 
What: MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD CAME TO VISIT!

Why: Because she loves me. 
(Also, I live two blocks from her parents. Maybe on purpose)
Funny Story: She reenacted this Mean Girls scene. 
Sure, we went to Walmart for Blue Bell ice cream, but it happened. And it was awesome.

3. 

One last thing... snow cones!  
Alright then. Happy Sunday everyone:)