I get these lightening bolt thoughts.
So I get cracking
But wait! I must contain this brilliant thought into just 140 characters? It simply will not fit!
Yet, how can I deny the world this delightful quip?? I will make this work!
I struggle happily for a while
I've got it! Alas, this hilariously relevant hashtag won't fit. So... close.
And then, perfection. It all comes together.
Oh man... this is going to be great
I'll just close my computer so when I come back I can enjoy all those retweets and favorites in their fullness.
Two minutes later...
I excitedly click on the Connect tab to see how many people appreciate my cleverness. Sadly...
No one! No recognition! I am unretweetable.
But wait, what's this I hear?
A melodious ping of recognition?? I hurriedly check again, only to find, "@bri_ellsworth *changeable not changable #spellcheck"
Really Twitter friend?
I give up.
From now on, you are just a place where my Instagram pictures go to live.
P.S. Don't you hate when people correct your grammar every other second? Ugh, is anyone worse?
Touché Harry. Touché.