3.10.2012

Prologue

Last week, Breck and I interviewed to be live-in stewards at the Berg Mortuary. A few days later we got the call that we had be selected to take the spot. But why did we accept? It's complicated. I even made a Pro's and Con's list which I only ever do in critical circumstances. This is how the list came out:

CON'S:
Zombies
Have to be there to answer calls at night
Can never watch Walking Dead again

PRO'S
Free Rent
Free Utilities
Monthly Stipend
Bath tub with feet (see here)
Built-in Bookshelfs
Laundry room
His/Her Closets
Perfect Halloween Party Spot
Best blog name ever

So because I am cheap and have always wanted a reason to start a blog, we are going to be living in a mortuary for the first year of our married life.

This should be horrifying.