Last week, Breck and I interviewed to be live-in stewards at the Berg Mortuary. A few days later we got the call that we had be selected to take the spot. But why did we accept? It's complicated. I even made a Pro's and Con's list which I only ever do in critical circumstances. This is how the list came out:
Have to be there to answer calls at night
Can never watch Walking Dead again
Bath tub with feet (see here)
Perfect Halloween Party Spot
Best blog name ever
So because I am cheap and have always wanted a reason to start a blog, we are going to be living in a mortuary for the first year of our married life.
This should be horrifying.